April 2009
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March 2009
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“Man, nothing tastes quite like a Lucky Strike while strolling through a hot,...”
– via Talkin Shit About A Pretty Sunset
“Don’t write so that you can be understood, write so that you can’t be...”
– William Howard Taft (via kari-shma)
ohhh presidents and their love of parallel construction.
is it springtaim yet plz
my windows are open my paper is finished the sun is around occas but mostly overcast but i think i’ll wear a dress tonight bc 50 degrees is totally warm thought about making chicken for dinner but patrick reminded me that it’s friday and lent but the vatican says that chicken doesn’t actually count as meat wtf I’m not even catholic
“dropping out of high school is no longer an option. It’s not just quitting on...”
– Barack Obama, fSOTU, 2/24/09.
when tax professors go bad
Patrick: our tax professor bought an oil well
to gain standing
and take on IRS on an oil tax
in saudi arabia
Meilee: what what what?
he bought an actual oil well?
Patrick: yes
lol
Meilee: where on earth is he going to put it?
Sent at 4: 00 PM on Wednesday
Patrick: ummm
well this was like 40 years ago
and also, it was already in place
lol
you don't pick it up and move it
Meilee: i was KIDDING.
Patrick: no you weren't
Meilee: yes I was!
Patrick: U NO NOTHIN BOUT OIL BIDNESS
I DRINK UR MILKSHAEK
I DRINK IT UP
Meilee: All I Need To Know About Oil Bidness I Learnt From Daniel Day-Lewis
Patrick: yez
Meilee: but that doesn't change the fact that your tax professor owns a saudi oil well
Sent at 4: 05 PM on Wednesday
Patrick: he doesn't anymore
lol
was a long time ago
produced 3 barrels a month
deep thoughts on falconing and bacardi
Jessica: wow i just found out that a friend got a job at the philly zoo as a falconer
she is going to train falcons
at the zoo
isn't that awesome?
Meilee: whoa
that is
Sent at 2: 27 PM on Tuesday
Jessica: she is a girl that is on par with rad
in terms of craziness
she is engaged to one of b****'s friends
so i see her a lot
and she is really nice
i also found out last week that apparently she decided to date a girl for a month
Meilee: what?
Jessica: in college
so i guess she is bi-curious
and she drinks like half a fifth of rum by herself
Meilee: interesting
I don't think rad would date a girl
Jessica: nope
Meilee: but I'm pretty sure we've all had that much rum
see : fountain run
Jessica: hahahaha
ya but she has that like once a week
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