down in the district

california girl attempting to survive "seasons" and graduate school, in that order.

when tax professors go bad

  • Patrick: our tax professor bought an oil well
  • to gain standing
  • and take on IRS on an oil tax
  • in saudi arabia
  • Meilee: what what what?
  • he bought an actual oil well?
  • Patrick: yes
  • lol
  • Meilee: where on earth is he going to put it?
  • Sent at 4: 00 PM on Wednesday
  • Patrick: ummm
  • well this was like 40 years ago
  • and also, it was already in place
  • lol
  • you don't pick it up and move it
  • Meilee: i was KIDDING.
  • Patrick: no you weren't
  • Meilee: yes I was!
  • Patrick: U NO NOTHIN BOUT OIL BIDNESS
  • I DRINK UR MILKSHAEK
  • I DRINK IT UP
  • Meilee: All I Need To Know About Oil Bidness I Learnt From Daniel Day-Lewis
  • Patrick: yez
  • Meilee: but that doesn't change the fact that your tax professor owns a saudi oil well
  • Sent at 4: 05 PM on Wednesday
  • Patrick: he doesn't anymore
  • lol
  • was a long time ago
  • produced 3 barrels a month